Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable
that I assume it must be evil.
		-- Heywood Broun

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.